Let's just eliminate all the bullshit, shall we?







Friday, December 21, 2012

Uh-oh! Why is Mrs. Claus Smiling?

Ohhhhh...I see!
Santa just found her Christmas Wish List!

Hey Santa...what's on that list?

Santa says:
"Well, okay...it says here she'd like
a pearl necklace...
a motorboat...
a Hummer....
stocking stuffer...
a tea bag... (hmmm...that's odd...)
a rusty trombone...
a dog in a bathtub--what the--...
a double fishhook..
Hey...wait a minute...
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!!"

"That's right, fat boy....and I don't want it til
January 1st! So no rumbling about being too
busy or too tired. You've got a whole week
to rest up for Big Momma!"

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