Let's just eliminate all the bullshit, shall we?

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Wolf in Sheik's Clothing

WHAT IF.....Mitt Romney were given a truth serum?!?!

Mitt Romney: "Let me tell you about my plan for creating 12 million new jobs!"

Crowd member: "Okay..."

Mitt Romney: "Okay what?"

Crowd member: "Tell us...your plan."

Mitt Romney: "Oh....Well....uh....I plan on one of two roads.....pulling the
jobs out of my ass, or finding a magic wand I can wave."

Crowd member: "So there is no actual plan?"

Mitt Romney: "Quit damned pressing me for details! MY god...the
things you people expect! Just give me what I want! I want to be in charge!

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