Let's just eliminate all the bullshit, shall we?

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Better Late Than Never...

Anyone with a working TV or radio must
surely know that Katie Holmes has escaped
from sociopath cultist Tom Cruise, and
has filed for divorce.

It's uncertain if she skipped a brainwashing session,
or he forgot to put the drugs in her cereal,
or perhaps she was bust loose by concerned
friends and family.

Nonetheless, she's free, and hopefully with
millions and millions of dollars in savings
to help set up a new life. Cuz girlfriend, the therapy
bills alone are gonna eat your ass up!

Here's their very well-adjusted seeming daughter, Suri.

Now, I don't know how many female serial killers
there have been...but it's
probably more than we know, because I
imagine women are more subtle and less
likely to leave a trail or draw attention
to themselves. But I digress.

Between the combo of Cruise's alien-hybrid
DNA coursing through her veins (likely
more accurate to say 'cursing through her,'
in this case,) as well as the prisoner-in-a-compound
psycho upbringing she faced during her
formative years, and witnessing her
mother be abused and subjugated
daily, this chick is probably gonna
make a splash as a real-life
La Femme Nikita, or afore-mentioned
barely heard of serial murderer.

Let's just hope it doesn't turn into an
O.J. sitch;
these narcissistic crazies are of the strictly
"If I can't have you, no one will" variety....
dead-eyed, nobody-home, sorry-ass
freakazoid daddy-fuckers.

It seems to always take a tragedy for
people to wake the hell up to what's right in front
of their faces.

Ladies...and gents....and kids of all ages;
when you smell trouble brewing,
get the hell out.
Sooner is better than later.
Trust your guts.


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