Let's just eliminate all the bullshit, shall we?

Monday, January 9, 2012

Here ya go, Timmy!

Well, never let it be said that great works don't garner
just rewards!

Little Timmy Tebow must certainly be a shoo-in for
the next Nobel Peace Prize! After all, he has steadily
been convincing his Pocket-pal Jesus to stop wars,
end famine, cure disease, and...oh, wait, no. That's not
right. Evidently, little baby fictional Jesus has only been
'helping' Timmy win football games.

Yeah. Cuz that's what divine beings waste time with.

"Oh, but don't ya just LOVE Tim Tebow?
Isn't he just the best football player--nay, best human

being-- ever born!?!!!!!"

No, no I don't, and No he isn't.

He is a douche, his religion is bullshit, and a smile and
an act of false superiority are great covers for child
molesters, alcoholics, and other nefarious sorts.
Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

Here's the thing; he does draw attention to himself
His apologists and fans and defenders would have you
think he's yet another high-profile innocent victim of
the (non-existent) "War on Religion" that the Evil Media
Empire has brought to this (not even) 'Christian Nation.'

Honey, saying that 'America is waging war AGAINST
religion' is like saying 'the Jews waged a war against Nazis.'

Pull your heads out of your asses.

Religion is an evil, corrosive, divisive, shame-fest
that staves off progress and fills children with nightmares.
It is not a victimless crime.

'Blasphemy', or atheism (a.k.a. right thinking) is a
victimless crime, and much to the chagrin of the
folks in charge, it isn't a crime at all, let alone a
prosecutable one.

Tim Tebow makes himself a target every time he
speaks up and says something unrelated to football.
His religion is the religion of hating and denying
equality under the law for gays and lesbians.....
it's the religion of denying women control of their
reproductive rights.... it's the religion of promoting
the idea that sexuality is a sin against his make-believe
sky-Daddy....it's the religion of shame, torment,
persecution, and misery. So don't be distracted by his PR
stunts revolving around tossing a football with sick kids.
It's all a part of the game.

So when he wants to use his celebrity and youthful
ignorance to spread his crazy baloney, best believe he
is asking for rebuttal.

Stop acting like he's an innocent sweetheart.
He's a hapless drone and a mediocre ball player.

Thank you to the creator of the Internet for
making this post possible.


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